MMA announcer Andrea Calle is one of the hottest women I’ve ever laid eyes on. She’s got curves like the day is long, a substantial rack and a bubbly backside that you just want to rest your drink on. It’s like she was created in a lab and calculated to have completely perfect proportions, because it doesn’t feel like nature at work, it feels like science at work.
Maybe it’s weird science, but I am digging what I’m seeing from Andrea here at the beach. She’s sporting one of the teeniest pieces of swimwear to ever qualify for the term bikini. It’s like somebody got a couple of scraps from JoAnn Fabrics and stitched them together into something resembling a bikini.
None of this is complaining, it’s all in awe and wonder of the beauty that is Andrea Calle. I would love to see what she looks like out of that bikini as well, but I’m not about to look a gift horse in the mouth. I’ll take Andrea any way she’s willing to present herself, and there’s so few women in this world that I’d say likewise about!